Professor Cornbluthe's presidential political calculus. E=MC[scared].
Rather than add to the cacophonous ensemble of those choosing to identify themselves politically in terms of what they're against, I thought I'd take the opportunity to reiterate, for myself and for those several people bored and/or masochistic enough to read this, exactly what it is I think I might be for. I am- after all the noise- unable to bring myself to decide how to cast my vote for President based on criteria like, for example, how much of a personal dirtbag is Mr. T